All this family does is talk* and eat
(*yell over each other)
- what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
- what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
Also all the fire hydrants look like smurfs
Every time I see a palm tree I assume it’s fake. I don’t believe in palm trees. I’m from Colorado.
Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.
- person: so where did you learn html?
- me: not.... neopets...
This is true art right here.
Humans are great
My father, everybody.